sovietnam:

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thebootydiaries:

she keep me worm

sonypraystation:

slavery:

is it beef?

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keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

theproblematicblogger:

theproblematicblogger:

‪If the founding fathers were here today to see the state of our nation, they would probably just run their hands over the refrigerator repeating “a refrigerator huh” quietly to themselves while opening it and closing it to see if the light stays on.‬

Actually tbh if the founding fathers were here today to see the state of our nation they would probably say “Oh that’s interes-“ and then proceed to vomit blood and die from whatever modern day bacteria I just exposed them to.

What would George Washington say id he were alive today? Nothing. He would be screaming and clawing at the roof of his coffin

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deadjosey:

morticiaandthediamonds:

date someone who loves your belly

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pajamaben:

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

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simplehombre:

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kscotter:

that-twink-over-there:

thorgyorgy:

Do you even believe in God?

My last 2 brain cells

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️

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dramatictrash85:

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the-last-snow-elf:

me when i play video games/mmorpgs

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